50 Shades of Grey : Thought this might make you smile - Hugs Sue

“Fifty Shades of Grey Hair”

The missus bought a Paperback
down Dymocks, Saturday,
I had a look in her bag;
T’was “fifty shades of grey”.

Well I just left her to it,
At ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down on the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week.

Watching Doris bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled up upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and…
Said…. I must dominate her!!

Now if you knew our Doris ,
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d muttered.

She stood there nude, naked like;
Bent forward just a bit ….
I thought what the hell,
Stepped forward,
and stood on her left tit!

Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one”!!

Well readers, I can’t tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,….
Turned “fifty shades of Grey”.

Very funny, cheered me up on a damp Monday morning.

A joke on similar lines

Old couple got in bed one night.

Wife turned to husband and said.....You use to always kiss me good night before we went to sleep, do it again.

Husband turned and did it.

Wife......you always use to kiss my neck and whisper you love me in my ear.

After a bit of moaning from the husband he did as he was told.

Wife them announced....you always use to nibble my ear as well.

Next thing, husband got out of bed, light on, wife asked what he was doing.

Husband replied.......looking for my bloody teeth!!!!!

Paula

Brilliant Susan, made me giggle.
Good one too Paula.
Mary x

What a page of "a bit of fun". Best for many a year Anne

both made me laugh so much .. lol,

thanks for posting

Best thing I've read in ages!! Thank you so much for the fantastic poem

Great to see you posting again Jean, we've missed you!!
Hope you are coming along O.K.
Zena xx

Hi Jean,
Lovely to be back in contact with you again - it has been two years now. I am on book two and have the third on my Kindle . I volunteer one morning per week at a local home for people with MS and one respite man downloaded the three for me from his library!! Very enlightening stuff.

Sue